What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?